Hi, I'm Berri and Haou is my Husband shhhhh~ I love strawberries and soya sauce! I also love loads of Chinese and japanese dishes! Not all at the same time though! That would be a fusion I don’t wanna try! 
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Shadow the Hedgehog entered the hut of Black Doom, and Doom’s Eye.

“Hi Dad! Sorry for killing you that one time, but I need serious help!”

“No problem, son, what can I do for you?”

“I need to know the location of MARIAAAAAAA!”

“GOD DAMNIT! DO YOU NEED TO YELL HER NAME LIKE THAT!?”

“Yes! God damnit dad! After all these years, you still don’t get me! GAWD!”

“Oh god fucking damnit, I’m remembering why I left you for dead on that goddamned arch in the first place. Maria is in the hospital, getting treated for Space Aids, now get the fuck out of my house.”

“Thanks dad!” Shadow the Hedgehog said.

“Yeah yeah yeah, fuck you.”