speedrunstrats:

skeletoncrimes:

mario would be a much better - at least, more stable - partner than sonic lets be real

marriage with mario would be a completely loveless affair.  you come home from work, the sole breadwinner of your family.  your husband has done nothing but go around town having fun, partying with his friends, and meanwhile youre busting your ass so he can afford more go-karts.  at the very least, he makes good italian food… but the stench of tomato sauce is beginning to nauseate you. 

one night, you see a text from “Peach” pop up on his phone.  he hides it and runs out the door, saying something about finding a princess.  you sigh.  but now, hes out of the house… you put on your bathrobe, get a bucket of ice cream out of the freezer, and pop sonic adventure 2 into the dreamcast you keep hidden behind your old college portfolio.  

you dream of how it could have gone.